I loved all the comments but I truly busted out in laughter at the wedding pattern for you see… That is my mother’s wedding dress. 1976 polyester wonder. As a child i loved to try it on. It still has the stain from the rigatoni.
I kinda feel bad for the one on the right. You just know she’s the brides sister-in-law and is only there for politeness. That’s why they stuck her in the seafoam green short dress and doughnut hat.
Wow, trip down memory lane! I used to buy old pattern books to make paper dolls and I distinctly remember being pissed off because all three long (and therefore glamourous) dresses overlapped each other.
Why is everyone equipped with flowers except the last bridesmaid? Why was she deflowered?
And what is that she is holding instead. It looks like a huge homemade smoke of some sort. I get it. She doesn’t need flowers because as the pothead of the group, she is already a flower child.
Well, now I know exactly what must be made for my wedding.
I loved all the comments but I truly busted out in laughter at the wedding pattern for you see… That is my mother’s wedding dress. 1976 polyester wonder. As a child i loved to try it on. It still has the stain from the rigatoni.
I’m embarrassed to admit, but I’d actually wear those dresses. Maybe not to my wedding, but to someone else’s for sure.
I love the addition of the stamp on the pattern envelope that gives bridesmaid #3 a goatee.
It looks like the bride is about to clout one of the bridesmaids.
I kinda feel bad for the one on the right. You just know she’s the brides sister-in-law and is only there for politeness. That’s why they stuck her in the seafoam green short dress and doughnut hat.
If sewing is not your thing, you can purchase these at any David’s Bridal. Psst. Wait for a sale.
The donut hat is really called a cloche, but i’m sure you’re right about her being the alienated sister-in-law.
Never mind the drugs, these ladies are all on stilts, I think they are about 8 feet tall. On blotter acid that takes some courage. Trust me.
Wow, trip down memory lane! I used to buy old pattern books to make paper dolls and I distinctly remember being pissed off because all three long (and therefore glamourous) dresses overlapped each other.
Why is everyone equipped with flowers except the last bridesmaid? Why was she deflowered?
And what is that she is holding instead. It looks like a huge homemade smoke of some sort. I get it. She doesn’t need flowers because as the pothead of the group, she is already a flower child.
Bride; Come with me into the light…