I think the puppy is a nice touch for the kid on the left. It takes away some of the edge, helps keep him from looking too much like a young, white Louis Farrakhan.
Roger and Teddy weren’t necessarily bad kids, they just wanted to know what it felt like to kill someone. That’s when they met little Bobby…poor, poor little Bobby.
What in Creation is the boy on the right so ecstatically happy about? (Especially if he is on his way to school!) Someone has spiked the kid’s morning Ovaltine with LSD!
Oh yeah–these things are just beggin’ for it, aren’t they? Now what the heck is the babe in the hi-rise jeans holding in her hand? A rattlesnake snare? If so, the caption should be.
These new slim-leg jeans will keep those pesky rattlers from crawling right up into ….(wait for it)..your…pocket.
This is the Beaver holding hands with his too affectionate friend Whitey (who appears to be expecting a flood!) with both so gay that they are literally walking on air, althought the Beav might be cheating just a tad by using Wally’s dog’s head for a boost.
I think the puppy is a nice touch for the kid on the left. It takes away some of the edge, helps keep him from looking too much like a young, white Louis Farrakhan.
Roger and Teddy weren’t necessarily bad kids, they just wanted to know what it felt like to kill someone. That’s when they met little Bobby…poor, poor little Bobby.
What in Creation is the boy on the right so ecstatically happy about? (Especially if he is on his way to school!) Someone has spiked the kid’s morning Ovaltine with LSD!
The boy on the right looks like the guy who’s “living large” on those “natural male enhancement” TV commercials.
Or he’s just really into St. Patrick’s Day with his matching green socks and tie. No one will pinch him, no siree!
Oh yeah–these things are just beggin’ for it, aren’t they? Now what the heck is the babe in the hi-rise jeans holding in her hand? A rattlesnake snare? If so, the caption should be.
These new slim-leg jeans will keep those pesky rattlers from crawling right up into ….(wait for it)..your…pocket.
These are the latest guests at the Neverland Ranch. There’s nothing wrong in their family…
This is the Beaver holding hands with his too affectionate friend Whitey (who appears to be expecting a flood!) with both so gay that they are literally walking on air, althought the Beav might be cheating just a tad by using Wally’s dog’s head for a boost.
What’s amazing is how surprisingly MODEST all of these ads are.