
Midge didn’t care how nice they pretended to be, she knew those Junior League bitches had been jealous ever since her mad scientist husband gave her Mini-Midge for Christmas.
April 18, 2005 by Mary & Kimberly

Midge didn’t care how nice they pretended to be, she knew those Junior League bitches had been jealous ever since her mad scientist husband gave her Mini-Midge for Christmas.
You are SO funny. I could not stop laughing out loud when I saw this one.
I so want a Mini-Mary except that I worry she’d be a tiny raving lunatic and chase me around the house with a mini bread knife screaming “AYE AYE AYE!!!”
And think of all the tiny matching dresses you would have to sew. What a pain. I think the husband had a strange ulterior motive here.
IS this the funniest one on the whole site? I believe so!-kmf
but hey, it says mini-Midge is “simple to make”.
I haven’t had this much fun since the time I was goofing around in the Caddo Musuem! Old stuff can be very educational, or just give you a creative outlet to make friends and strangers LAUGH their butts off!
I love this site!
I agree, o nameless one. Maybe the husband, who I name Carl von Goofypants, is secretly creating something involving the refrigerator and didn’t want her to notice. Oh, the many painful years involved in grade school- “Hey! Look at Goofypants! Nya nya!” But soon they would pay.
Oh yes.
They would pay.
couldn’t stop laughing over your clever comments. thank you for starting my overwhelming day with a smile. I’ll be checking back.Dee
this is as funny as the “bad candy” website.
although she’s missing flexible limbs, her stance and attitude still convey the desire and confidence of a tiny uppercrust elitist…but then, she realizes in a carefully controlled panic…she’s forgotten her gloves……