"Speak to us Mighty Spirits of the crystal ball. Speak to us of things that are and things that will come to be. Tell us, O Wise Ones, what will Krissy’s profession be when she grows up?"
"Do you see anything?"
"Wait, I do see something…it looks like a list of instructions. It says do these things and your future profession should become clear."
"I’m so excited!! Read me the instructions."
"O.K. It says first take off your skirt. Then swing it over your head."
"Gotcha. What’s next?"
"Kick off your stilettos and swivel your hips around and around."
"Like this?"
"I guess so. Now it says toss the skirt at the nearest man."
"O.K., but I’m not getting this. What do you think it all means? What will I be when I grow up?"
"I’m not sure, but I’m guessing you’ll need a stage name and some pasties."
Is it just my screen, or is crystal ball girl a scary cyclops?
I think the be-ribboned pigtails are a nice touch….very “naughty schoolgirl”.
She is a cyclops! We were distracted by her bird’s nest hair
*Fay naif wards off fortune telling cyclop crone.*
“Nooooo ! He will NOT stick his icky pee-pee into my holy cootchie !”
Pippy aired out her pits to the pathetic cyclops’ persistant questioning about whether boys would be able to tell that it was a removable plexiglass eye. “Not if you superglue a Mexican christening skirt to your elbow” chirped the helpful friend.
The cyclops then used Krissy’s holy crystal ball to smash in her head.
I really like the dress. Since you did the post I was wondering if you had the actual pattern. So, do you have the pattern for the really awesome drss?