What happens when the Big Green Pepper finally meets a…um…Special Lady Friend? And they lay down together for a nap and hug each other in a special way?
Are you sure you want to know?
POD CHILDREN!
Oh, don’t they look adorable?
And also, somewhat terrified?
Talk about Children of the Corn… scary!
Alright…..Corn Baby looks a little possessed to me. I’m scared now. Is it’s head going to start spinning?
Is it really wrong that I kinda want to make one of those, and I don’t even really much care for children?
LOVE the site. Love the patterns. Love the shirts, if I could cram the twins into one, I’d be all over that. Y’all rock!
Add a little gooey alien froth and you’ve got straight-up Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
That being said, I can’t help but think that they actually are damn cute. Oh, well.
Ack, it’s Children of the Corn, and the Peas, and
Ahh! What would you do if you went over to someone’s house and they had their newborn hanging out in one of these? Keep a straight face?!? Funny!
I didn’t know you could breed such tiny children. These are to scale, aren’t they?
I have a confession to make. I own this pattern and made the strawberry bunting for a silent auction. At the time I couldn’t understand why nobody was bidding on it.
I always thought Anne Geddes was scary. But this is more.
If my mom made that for me and took a picture of me in it as a baby, then showed it to all my boyfriends when I was a teenager, I’d, I’d, well I don’t know, but I’m sure it would take some serious therapy to straighten me out….
honestly, am i the only one that thinks they’re kinda cute!?!
Ok- I made one of these for my daughter for Halloween when she was a baby and now looking back it was deranged. She cried the whole time and as if it wasn’t hard enough to go trick or treating with a baby- imagine trying to carry a wriggling thing that looked like one of those pods from Invasion of the Body Snatchers…these are the moments that you hope DYFS doesn’t remove your children for having a weak “wouldn’t that be cute moment”
That’s what genetic engineering does to fruits and vegetables.
You know what’s really scary? They changed Cookie Monster to Veggie Monster. Combine this fact, these patterns, and caring three-year-old siblings, and you get;
“Mommy! Help!”
“What is it?”
“Veggie Monster’s gonna eat Danny!”
Special Sauce, the reason you want to make these is probably that you don’t care for children.
I’m so happy to find someone else is creeped out by Anne Geddes too. It always seemed like a heresy among the people I knew to hate her stuff.