Comments on: Viva La Chunky!

By: Lois

Lois — Sun, 28 May 2006 01:47:00 +0000

OMG, These captions are hilarious! I very seldom literally “laugh out loud” but these are making me do just that! ^_^

By: "The" Jess

"The" Jess — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:00:56 +0000

Laughing to tears here . . .

By: waasabi

waasabi — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 21:37:51 +0000

CHUNKY! is how your ass will look in any of these sweaters.

By: Te Aroha

Te Aroha — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 22:08:51 +0000

Whoa! There are spots in front of my eyes…I think The yellow gloves in that first picture have blinded me…

By: Jody

Jody — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 21:09:21 +0000

This kills me! It reminds me of the old Esprit catalogs and advertising.

By: Shanynrose

Shanynrose — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:35:51 +0000

“Chunky B” is the nickname of a warm-up guy for several well-known shows that tape in the LA area. I saw him while taping “The Biggest Loser.” Friends of mine have seen him at other shows. He’s best-known for his very limited repertoire of poop jokes, fart jokes, butt jokes, genitalia jokes, and when he runs out of that (diarrhea, “runs out” ha ha) he goes back to the poop jokes.

I do not care to “Embrace the Chunky (B.)” But he would totally love the nose-picking photo. Because he also has booger jokes.

By: YorkshireGal

YorkshireGal — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 06:35:45 +0000

Good heavens. You can actually HEAR Duran Duran playing in the background during that photoshoot. Go further south, and you’ll see their pants legs folded and cuffed into themselves. Under their sweaters they’re wearing “Frankie Say RELAX” shirts with genuine pride.

Hurry home, kids…there’s a Saved by the Bell Marathon on tonight, followed by a brand new Star Search, and finally, a new group called Milli Vanilli is making their TV debut. Boy, those handsome lads sure can sing, from what I hear…

Stop playing footsie with each other and slip on your checkered Vans. You’ll be late!!

By: Cindy

Cindy — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:52:31 +0000

For once, I’m speechless. And now very very afraid of anything remotely chunky, including peanut butter.

By: Bridget

Bridget — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 04:32:11 +0000

So, I work at a summer camp and I haven’t seen a computer in a month. But while we’re on the topic of 80s dress, I have seen something that made me leave my children unattended to go pray for humanity. That’s right… I saw a 7 year old wearing leg warmers with flip flops and shorts. In July. I feel like that needed to be shared.

By: neko

neko — Fri, 15 Jul 2005 14:48:39 +0000

These are all scary, scary people. The Chunky Undead. Only consecrated skis, driven into their black hearts, will put the evil curse to rest once and for all.