John breaks it to Shelly that he’s not just an attractive man who makes bold sweater choices and favors chamomile tea whom she met at the Single and Saved Sock Hop down at the Baptist Church. He’s actually a messenger from the future. He was sent here from the year 2020 to save Earth from destruction by the aliens of Planet Panache. This highly evolved and very fashionable species will be faced with a critical choice: to befriend Earth and share Planet Panache’s cashmere resources and advanced comfortable stiletto technology or to kill all humans and take whatever Prada bags and Manolos they can salvage. In the end, it will be the inability of human society to ever rid itself of the Fanny Pack that will sway the vote of the High Priestesses of Panache. They decide that humans just aren’t worthy. And so, as destruction commences, John is sent back in a last ditch effort to prevent the invention of the dreaded Waist Wallet. Shelly is shocked. She feels betrayed, confused, frightened. Still, she makes out with him anyway.
I always knew the fanny packs would get us in the end.
Oh, fanny pack. How you have betrayed us.
Silly me.
I was so SURE he was telling her that he’s gay and just spends time with her because he’s in love with her brother.
she’s a mannequin he keeps in his apartment because no one will go out with him.
That looks like Kim from As the World Turns.
We can’t see her other hand. Maybe she was getting fresh. She was trying to grab his Mr. Winky then played shocked when he grabbed her hand saying “I’m not that kind of boy!”
Actually with that stare I thought he was hypnotising her: “You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. When I snap my fingers you will follow me to my room and do the sort of acts that nice girls in 1962 don’t do because we haven’t invented The Pill yet.”
Kim from the old soap opera is just a coverup. She was first seen on Star Trek as an empath. She actually knows everything John is feeling. And feels it too! She felt he was going to be wearing his bold sweater and wore one too so he wouldn’t feel out of place. How empathic.
I think she has the same hairdo as when she was on Star Trek. Probably shot the picture the same day and just changed clothes!
yep–definitely Kim/Star Trek babe/Shelley–she should have never trusted a guy like John from the Baptist church–he looks like the preacher at mine!!
“Dear, we can have a future. In America, where the grass grows green.”
“Whoa, grass? Like weed? I like weed.”
Hey, this is funny! I REMEMBER KIM AS A MODEL! She is in many of the OLD knitting magazines I own! Never did make the connection that it was Kim, and to think I used to watch ATWT!
I think you’ve got them mixed up. See her hair? It hides her large, bulbousy, alien head. And what do you think her left hand is doing? Anal probing!
“What are you doing?”
“What? I don’t know what you’re talking about!”