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Fo Shizzle da Pizzle is, um…
Well, there aren’t words. Not even in ebonics. Or in Snoopism.
Diz iz tha shiznit. It’s off the hizzle fo’shizzle, bizzle!
That’s too funny. Scary, but funny.
OK, so I’ve been reading waaaay too much Shakespeare lately, because in Elizabethan English, “pizzle” was synonym for “penis.” Go on and re-read the description with *that* little factoid in mind…
Fo’ shizzle!
What it is???!!! These ho’s is too much, baby!
I am so glad that you Ho’s are here to Represent. Very representational you are. Verily, you put the shizzle in the ka-zizzle and such. Word to your mother, and assorted other relatives. Shouting out to your peeps, huzzah!
It’s hard to tell if there is a real steering whell underneath that thing………
Off da hook!
Ha! I wrote that before I read LJ!
I like it.
Funny, because that’s along the same lines I was thinking when I saw Knitty’s steering wheel cover project.
Ooh! I want one! It would be just too funny. There would be a couple of problems though:
1) That thing can’t be safe. Knit products really don’t offer the best gripping surface (and God forbid you should use any sort of synthetic yarn).
2) On hot Southern summers that thing is bound to cause some unpleasantly warm and clammy palms. That sweat would then, of course, be absorbed by the cover, and, bleh!, funkiness ensues.
So, I suppose, the end result is that the cute little craft project turns your car into a dank death trap.
On second thought, maybe I really don’t want one.
I do however like the pleasantly naughty name “Quickies” and the crochet needle suggestively penetrating into the “E”. Tsk. Tsk.
Was there NOTHING that could NOT be croched? Was nothing sacred? Who were these people who came up with these patterns? What are they doing for a living now that the crochet craze is over? I wonder if there was also a pattern for a chroched car “bra”..?
“It’s real angora” (F.Z.)
Yes! Car bra and perhaps, car cover/body bag? Because our English Colonial friends are not the only ones in need of such a multi-purpose tool…this time in psykodelic colors. Bad ass.
Yes! Car bra and perhaps, car cover/body bag? Because our English Colonial friends are not the only ones in need of such a multi-purpose tool…this time in psykodelic colors. Bad ass.
Jesus, my husband’s been begging me to make him one for these for, like, the past year.
Now all we need is a crocheted license plate holder (in matching yarn, of course)
The wise Ms.Q (acatnamedpi.blogspot.com) said, “I am starting to figure out that what the Beatles said applies to blog love: The love you take is equal to the love you make.”
So, I wanted to stop by today and just say “Hi” because I enjoy your blog, but don’t stop often enough and leave a comment. Also, I wanted to invite you to contribute to my “Bloggers Summer Photo Album.” Read more about it at mooalex.blogspot.com. I hope you’ll want to share your summer fun with the Moo!
(Yes, this is a “form comment,” but I mean every word! I swear!)
(This stuff cracks me up! Keep up the good work!)
Crocheting is in again, peeps. Remember that lovely poncho Martha created in the slammer? If you don’t want to risk an accident, crochet this nifty steering wheel cover out of fabric. It’s that latest fad!
I’m gonna make me one of those, cover my dashboard with purple fur, and then read Velvet Jones’ “How to be a Ho” book. (Remember Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live?)
Hee… Quickies!
Up next: the crocheted car poncho.
“Dank death trap?” Wow, that makes me want one more than ever!
the definition of pizzle is: dry bull penis
not joking, look it up (origin 15th centry England)
The mid-70s AMC non-sport steering wheel, the kind that looked like they installed it upside down.
Here made even more non-sporty by a crocheted cover (!)
Just the thing to make the rest of your Gremlin look cool.