"…Well, to be honest I’m only dancing here to put myself through school. Yeah, I’m studying to be a…um…a Children’s Speech Pathologist. Yeah. I really want to make a difference in the world. So this is just temporary, just so I can afford school and all because school is really really expensive.
We’re all like that actually…see the triplets over there? Amber, Alexa and Ana are all going to be kindergarten teachers, they are all soooo smart and really sweet. They don’t even have boyfriends, they just come here to work and then go home and study every night.
Tiffani over there in the yellow outfit? Yeah, I guess she is pretty flexible. She’s studying to be a paralegal. She used to work at the mall at one of those Hot Dog on a Stick places but she just couldn’t make ends meet. Her mother is really sick and had to have some big operation last winter, Tiffani’s just here so she can make enough to cover the medical bills. She has such a big heart.
Huh? The blonde over in the corner? Taking off the blue outfit? Oh god. That’s Chantal. Yeah, she’s just a whore. Don’t even waste your time talking to her…she’s not educated or sophisticated enough for a man like you.
Mmmm…that’s right, a big smart guy like you. You’re cute, you know that? I mean it! You’re really cute, really smart. I think you’re sweet. Now…about that table dance. You wanna unravel my hotpants and get things started?"
They’re just jealous of Chantal because Chantal has breasts and they don’t.
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if you want something extra you’ll have to talk to Mr. Soprano.
talk about hot & sweaty…but I think the lap dance would be really, um, ITCHY.
Rrrowrrr!
And, again, the image name is a nice touch:
sexy_strippers_with_the_humpy_humpy__1
I have a general idea, but I’d be curious to know more specifically, what is “the_humpy_humpy__1″? Is it different from “the_humpy_humpy__2″? How many “humpy_humpies” are there? How much does it cost? Is it more than a lap dance? I’m imagine so.
So many questions.
I think humpy lumpy is what you get when you use a crochet needle that is too large.
Either that, or it’s the newest hip hop dance craze, with the moves illustrated by the Twilled Trio.
um ok…I’M A STRIPPER AND I FIND THIS COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE… WE DO ALL GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!
just kidding. luv the site
Am I the only one who thinks little Tiffani over there looks a whole lot like Ginger Spice? Or was it Baby Spice?
Hey now! I’m a children’s speech pathologist and I… I… um, never mind.
I can just imagine my grandmother, sitting there, knitting me that whorish little outfit.
Wait. No. I can’t.
I do believe I see a “centerfold”. Just what magazine did this come from????
Wow. That is Hott.
That chick in the gold…ha..what in blazes is she hoping for? Oh, I know, she’s a w****..but…to be so blatent! And, the girl in the blue. Wow. Nope, my Grammy would have NEVER made anything from this cover for me. NEVER. Who’s Grammy would have? I wonder…….?
BUT..on the llighter side…it DOES remind me of the girls from Laugh In….”sock it to me”…
Wow, that’s the first I’ve seen them try and mix krochet and sex appeal. That’s an all time high right there……… okay maybe not………
This must have been a high class strip joint. Not one of those places where they crochet their outfits with really big crochet hooks.
This gives new meaning to the word “hooker”.
Ba dum bum. *bows*
All they need to top off these outfits are the Hooters nylons and white socks.
oh I can see the Pussycats dolls doing their new hit
“Doncha wish your girlfriend could knit like me/ Doncha wish your girlfreind wasn’t allergic to wool like me? Doncha??”
God, I’m old – i remember those patterns when they were available for sale. Do I get any cool points for thinking they were truly stupid at the time?
Yup…Penny…You get 100 points. I know that I would have thought that they were stupid…but, I was so young when this pattern came out that I probably would have thougt it ..cool…sorry. But, on the lighter side…I now see how stupid it was. NOW…Ladies…PLEASE…we are just…dying for a new post. PUHLEESE!! LOVE this site!!
what’s incredibly frightening is I was watching one of the tabloid channels – probably E! – and they were talking about how crochet bags and clothing were in for the fall. They even showed one of the Hiltons and a Simpson or two sporting the scratchy stuff.
See what you’ve gone and done? With all your crochet posts lately, someone has gone and revived the fashion! May God have mercy on our souls.
The more I look at this, the more I think that the one in white looks like Twiggy. Though she’s certainly featuring a lot of booty, is that one.
Damn, that’s hot.
I am sitting at the Chevy car dealership, where my stupid 2003 car is being worked on for Yet More Warranty work. (I’ll never buy another Chevy as long as I live!)
Since they have DSL, and I don’t, I thought I’d cruise your website in real time. Much to my amusement, the dealership has blocked this particular photo! Oh, and the software told me that my attempt to see the photo would be reported to management. Oh my! I remember the hot pants, vaguely. Nothing to object other than the fact that they’re hideously ugly!
we are in high school and we are making a strip club and we just wanted to say that this site is freakin hilarious and that strippers are the shat!!!. One day we hope to become strippers…any pointers? Thanks!!!