Most likely to end their friendship after a sleepover during which they got into Susie’s mother’s peach schnapps, Susie got a little handsy and they both got uncomfortable tingly in the pants feelings.
December 20, 2005 by Mary & Kimberly
Most likely to end their friendship after a sleepover during which they got into Susie’s mother’s peach schnapps, Susie got a little handsy and they both got uncomfortable tingly in the pants feelings.
Is that Susie in the corner, with the come-hither-and-untie-my-bow look? ‘Coz Redtop doesn’t look uncomfortable at all. She looks like she’s dragging Gingham off somewhere private.
Redtop was later voted “Most Likely To Get Her Plastic Heel Stuck in the Hem of Her Massive Bellbottoms and Trip on the Way To Band Practice”
Neither Gingham nor Yellowshoes was aware of the streaming webcam that Redtop had in her room until it was much too late. A little schnapps and easily untied tops on these girls were always a good money maker even for a girl as flat chested as she was. And she didn’t care if it was girls or boys as long as the cash kept flowing in.
Why is Gingham pinching the flesh on the back of miss yellowshoes knee? Perhaps she’s saying, “Come on! We can’t do the dance of the Three Graces without you!” And why is gingham on her tiptoes? Wait, not only is she on her tiptoes, but her left leg appears to end with her *right* foot!
Yeah, it’s definitely red top who has the webcam in her room (which makes her “Susie,” then?) Look how hard she’s trying not to look right at it. Yellowshoes just discovered it. That’s why her back is turned. Her expression is a mix of horror and curiosity; or maybe she’s just discovered her inner exhibitionist, and is getting ready to do a burlesque-style slow reveal!
naw, yellow shoes is blowin kisses 2 the cam
The halter and skirt are actually kinda cute…but those pants! Women actually WORE pants like those? I can only hope that “fashion” went out of style as soon as the pattern was printed!!
OK, I wore pants like these! I sewed pants like these! And I loved them! Just seeing this pattern caused a wave of fond nostalgia to wash over my middle-aged, perimenopausal body! If you were a tall, lanky teenager in the seventies, these pants were so much fun! Thanks for the memories!
The low-rise pants have already come back – the sailboat legs are just around the corner. To fully appreciate them, though, you need to imagine them on a short person with hips and stuff, rather than fashion design girl with her long mutant legs. Yowch.
They really are mutants, aren’t they? I’m pretty sure, from what I remember from high school art class, that the average person is not 11 “heads” tall.
I was hoping for something appalling in Christmas crafts here today, but I guess it’s not to be.
^^It’s not quite Christmas yet…
The blonde is TOTALLY picking her wedgie!
And I will bet good money that these pants come back-gauchos are the first wave!