^^That might explain his frustration. Imagine looking at those pert, taut boobies and long tan legs and not having the wherewithall to do anything about it.
Are you sure that’s Ken & Barbie and not just Britney and K-Fed dressed up for the holidays (it’s hard to tell if Ken/K-Fed has cornrows under that Santa-Hoodie)?
Barbie is obviously manic, but it looks like Ken is the one that’s “medicated.”
Guessing from the Santa Pimp suit, seems likely Barbie crocheted her man a sweet little meth lab. In that get-up he wouldn’t last long knocking over pharmacies for Oxycontin.
Seems Barbie’s happy with her new role as drug queen, though.
You do wonder, though, about people who go to such elaborate lengths to dress up dolls and other inanimate objects. Do they have real kids that they torture as well?? Seems a shame to beautify a doll that just sits there and stares blankly…
See the look of pure horror in Ken’s eyes? That’s all we have to go off of considering the rest of his face is covered by that VERY attractive…erm…..beard? Maybe this is why Ken is gay. Oh wait! He hasn’t come out yet has he? SORRY KEN!!!!
Nobody noticed the cute little crochet sleigh in the background? And there’s probably a tiny little crochet Rudolph lurking in the background somewhere too, and 8 tiny little crochet reindeer who wiggled out of their itty bitty pollyester knit harnesses with the jingly little bells, all rolling around in the snow laughing their butts off at how ridiculous Babs and Kenny look this year. “Wouldn’t they have looked better in red felt or leather?” they wonder to themselves. (can crochet things wonder? I wonder) o the wonder of the holiday season.
Wow, outfits made out of raw burger meat.
Wow, that sort of explains why Barbie and Ken later broke up, doesn’t it?
Ken never did get Santa Claus to make them both anatomically correct did he? Merry Christmas all.
^^That might explain his frustration. Imagine looking at those pert, taut boobies and long tan legs and not having the wherewithall to do anything about it.
Haehaehe
Merry Christmas Threadbared!
that dayum barbie alwasy gets the best stuff
It looks like Ken has a bad case of rabies!
Are you sure that’s Ken & Barbie and not just Britney and K-Fed dressed up for the holidays (it’s hard to tell if Ken/K-Fed has cornrows under that Santa-Hoodie)?
Merry Christmas, a bit late but it’s Boxing day here. Thanks for the laughs everyone.
I totally want to make this. . .
Wow. You can crochet a beard. Who knew? Merry [late] Christmas everybody.
Most Barbie legs don’t bend like that, y’know. At least, without some severe burning on the underside. Joyeux Noel!
Barbie is obviously manic, but it looks like Ken is the one that’s “medicated.”
Guessing from the Santa Pimp suit, seems likely Barbie crocheted her man a sweet little meth lab. In that get-up he wouldn’t last long knocking over pharmacies for Oxycontin.
Seems Barbie’s happy with her new role as drug queen, though.
I love the little green vest. Never has so much work gone into something quite so useless.
You do wonder, though, about people who go to such elaborate lengths to dress up dolls and other inanimate objects. Do they have real kids that they torture as well?? Seems a shame to beautify a doll that just sits there and stares blankly…
They remind me of Jessica Simpson and Nick Whatshisname’s Christmas special.
See the look of pure horror in Ken’s eyes? That’s all we have to go off of considering the rest of his face is covered by that VERY attractive…erm…..beard? Maybe this is why Ken is gay. Oh wait! He hasn’t come out yet has he? SORRY KEN!!!!
Nobody noticed the cute little crochet sleigh in the background? And there’s probably a tiny little crochet Rudolph lurking in the background somewhere too, and 8 tiny little crochet reindeer who wiggled out of their itty bitty pollyester knit harnesses with the jingly little bells, all rolling around in the snow laughing their butts off at how ridiculous Babs and Kenny look this year. “Wouldn’t they have looked better in red felt or leather?” they wonder to themselves. (can crochet things wonder? I wonder) o the wonder of the holiday season.