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Yes, Nothing Says “Zip” Quite Like Two Depressed Pre-Teens Hanging Out In A Tree.

February 8, 2006 by Mary & Kimberly

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Susan remembers back when she was eight-years-old and her kitten died unexpectedly. Robert reflects on his poor performance during today’s basketball game and worries what his father will think.

Knitted zippered jackets for everyone.

Hooray.

Posted in 70's | 17 Comments

17 Responses

  1. on February 8, 2006 at 1:36 pm catoc980

    First post.. . horray!

    remember kids, teenage suicide, don’t do it!


  2. on February 8, 2006 at 2:58 pm Annie

    I think that they’re just worried about what all their friends will say when they see them in such “zippy” jackets.


  3. on February 8, 2006 at 3:01 pm courtney

    Wow…that picture represents my entire early adolesence. The girl seems to suggest, “what the hell are YOU looking at?”


  4. on February 8, 2006 at 3:30 pm beastarzmom

    So, is he playing with her hair, or does he have a little macrame belt project going there?

    btw – This picture and the word “zip”? oxymoron…


  5. on February 8, 2006 at 4:34 pm D34dPuPpY

    he is actually tryin 2 get her hair outta his zipper b4 mom n dad get home….


  6. on February 8, 2006 at 4:40 pm Ann-on

    “And the male monkey shows his feelings by grooming the fleas from the head of the female and eating them.”


  7. on February 8, 2006 at 5:39 pm Yorkie

    Is he sitting on a tree branch, or he is performing some sort of extreme stretch with his right leg?

    Perhaps stretching before appearing in humiliating garments softens the blow.


  8. on February 9, 2006 at 9:26 am toiletpaper

    Hope there not any poison ivy nearby or else her legs are gonna be covered!!!!


  9. on February 9, 2006 at 10:16 am Marcia

    That’s not a macrame belt. It’s a noose, and as soon as he finishes it…


  10. on February 9, 2006 at 11:30 am Kathryn

    considering that Susan looks about ready to end it all, all Robert needs to do is to complete the macrame noose. Although at the rate he’s going, they might be stuck in the tree for awhile.

    Meantime, she has a Swiss Army Knife in her hands, and is trying to decide: should I carve crop circles into my exposed thigh, or should I turn my head and rip off Robert’s thingee with my teeth?


  11. on February 9, 2006 at 12:44 pm SageHen

    The whole thing is giving me flashbacks. Why doesn’t he love meeeee? Why, oh why?


  12. on February 10, 2006 at 4:47 am Kathleen

    It’s Chloe Sevigny! And she frightens me! Still…I mean…again…

    Vinie’s not around, is he?


  13. on February 10, 2006 at 8:24 am Rebecca

    …”how are we going to stop the Heathers from killing again”…


  14. on February 10, 2006 at 1:08 pm Dana

    Just had to say that you made my lunch break. i have laughed my a** off reading through some of the archives.


  15. on February 10, 2006 at 5:09 pm IHateToast

    am i the only one who sees a hint of her butt cheek? and a shorts tan? not that i’m against the shorts tan… but it does sort of hint at the virgin flesh to come.


  16. on February 12, 2006 at 12:15 am severina

    I’m feeling angsty just looking at them.


  17. on September 28, 2008 at 3:55 pm courtney

    AHAHAH!!!

    that is hilarious



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