Little Bobby was grateful for the onset of spring. The daffodils were in bloom, strawberries were coming into season and soon he would no longer have to endure his regular beatings from the Mittens Of Fury gang.
This Is What Happens When You Try To Run With The Tough Crowd.
March 24, 2006 by Mary & Kimberly
20 Responses
OMG! I think my mother had this book!
Is the four ply in reference to the yarn or the wooden back drop?
Poor Bobby, because of the horrific flashbacks, he’ll never truly enjoy his little sock puppet, Gigi.
There is something truly disturbing about this…WHY would they use a picture where the boy clearly looks as if he is being held against his will?
Oh, right – it’s all about Gang loyalty!
Listen carefully Tommy, listen for the rumblings of the three little kittens who lost their mittens, we don’t want them to find us!!!
Is it a wall, or are they on the floor, feeling for the vibrations indicating blooming daffodils?
stay on the floor bobby, that way the knit wits wont find you
It almost looks like thay are up against the wall to be frisked.
I can just hear the Cops theam song playing in the back ground.
That poor kid looks like he’s still scarred!
No, no, no…he’s hearing dead people. And, the disembodied hands are…dead people. The hand on his back belongs to Bruce Willis.
perhaps they’re nosey norwegians listening in on the hot nookie going on in the sauna.
after the family super glued little bobby to the floor, he learned that mummy was quite serious when she told him,”no running in the house”.
Bobby found his lucky blue mitten at the very bottom of the lost and found. However, he soon realized that climbing into the big woodon box of lost clothes was the easy part; leaving was another matter all together.
So THIS is what happens to all those lost mittens. They go to the World of One-Handed Children. I wonder if there’s a one-footed world where all my lost socks go…
definitely a gang thing… looking for a secret panel? the initiation of the new and youngest mitten member? look at the pattern on that one mitten? occultish.. no? maybe it’s a crowly mitten club? maybe they know things. maybe we shouldn’t mock them. maybe… they are watching us right! now!
My stomach hurts … from laughing. Flipping hilarious!
Clearly they stole that from the poster of a B grade horror movie. Too funny!
little bobby, as wall art, only sold for a buck fifty on ebabys
This is one of the funniest ones yet! REEEEEEALLY funny. When is your book coming out?
No, no, no! The hand on the back is Michael Jacksons’….what? He’s not dead? *screams* Come inside children!
Oh, I am crying here…really…tears of pain from abdominal convulsions of laughter…