WHAT IS UP WITH THE NAKED PANTYHOSE DOLLS?
And people, this is only a brief sampling of what’s available out there in terms of pantyhose nudes. Yes, we realize that using pantyhose as a medium naturally lends itself to flesh-toned projects but still…..ugh.
Could we at least make the dolls more attractive? Or maybe stitch up little pantyhose underwear for them…..
Wrap a pantyhose towel around their bare pantyhose bodies?
Cover up with little pantyhose robes?
Last but not least, we have a life-sized pantyhose “companion doll.” And yes, that really is as sad as it sounds.
She’s fully clothed, thank god, but disturbing nonetheless. Even more frightening is the book’s description of her as “a good listener and a steady companion.”
Okaaaaaaay.
Hey, who are we to judge? The doll could have a great personality for all we know. And if not, well….at least she has an enormous set of knockers.
I seem to recall an old pantyhose doll that lingered around my parents house when I was a child. It would get taken out at parties and when you lifted his shaggy pantyhouse beard you could view his pantyhouse weinie! Seems so creepy now as an adult! Thankfully I am happy to say that it was at least not life sized…I would probably need therapy for that.
god…that top one looks like kathy bates sitting in a hot tub..
So…traumatized…I’m going to have to sleep with the light on…
When my DS-7 saw this he asked “Whats a PantyHoe?”
This, I believe, is THE definition of a panty hoe.
ACK!
I want to know what the people were on when they thought… “Hey, let’s make some people out of used panty hoes and call it ART!”
I need a drink!
Gad…I meat, that it’s really grotesque. We may call Tim Burton…
Well, cheaper than a Real Doll, I guess.
Why is she posed on a dirty bench?
What’s wrong with nude dolls?
This is just really creepy…
ICK
She reminds of me of somebody…..why I do believe that with a few curls and rhinestones old lumpy legs could be singing ‘Stand by your man’ Or maybe that would have to be ‘Slump by your man’ in this case.
excellent, pantyhose crack whore!
Please…. please…. O my God please…. STOP!
Coming soon… Apple Dolls….
I want to expire now…
And she smells like dirty feet!
I thought I was in need of a hobby. Pantyhose dolls ain’t it.
I remember these things creeping me out in the 70’s. They haven’t lost their power, I’m afraid.
The PantyHo has this “come hither” glint in her stitched-on eye that seems to say, “I’ve been waiting for you, tiger…”
(goes to wash out eyes)
I can always count on a good laugh when I come to your site! You have me laughing each time! Clever idea you have here, no no not the pantyhose chick…your blog humor!
Did anyone notice that the “Come Slump by Your Man” PantyHo’s slip is showing?? And the top one? Well, her boobies are quite crooked, one is larger than the other and she must be a fan of Nair hair remover.
Back in the 80’s, my doctor had a lifesize model in his waiting room. Mind you, it had a better wig and was better dressed than this one. Every day, he gave it a fresh newspaper. Once, when I had a really high fever, I tried to talk to it.
The tiny naked pantyhose doll bears an uncanny resemblance to the neolithic fertility figure known as the Venus of Willendorf. I cringe just thinking about what our Cro Magnon caveman ancestors would have created huddled around the fire on a cold and lonely night if they had more to work with than just rocks.
“The tiny naked pantyhose doll bears an uncanny resemblance to the neolithic fertility figure known as the Venus of Willendorf”
Wouldn’t it be a laugh if after all the anthropological debate over the Venus being a: fertility symbol/ moon goddess/ abundance talisman, etc. it turns out that all it was was something to get a dirty chuckle of of your pals when they were visiting over at the cave.
Not to get off the perverted comment streak, but have you noticed the trendy teens wearing necklaces/jewelry made of loops of used pantyhose in all kinds of tacky colors? They’re the “thing” now, at least among the private school, more money than brains set. Lovely. Just freakin lovely.
I think you have helped me to work through my aversion to pantyhose by reminding me of the anatomically correct cowboy themed pantyhose doll that used to adorn my parents bed. Whew. Thanks threadbared!
“Well, her boobies are quite crooked, one is larger than the other and she must be a fan of Nair hair remover.”
Aside from the Nair thing (I prefer a razor), that describes me. So, y’know, don’t judge.
Gaaah! This is robot girlfriend version 1.0.
OMG – these are truly frightening (esp. the Pam Anderson wannabe >shudder<)
Oh man! The face on that life size doll is just hideous. I think I need to go scratch my eyes out now!
This is “Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte” gone bad. Really, really bad.
For some reason I just thought of those joke “Men’s Pantyhose”. You know, the hose with the “third leg” dangling down.
I’ll go away now.
John Wayne Gacy made something that looked like the companion doll…only it was made of human flesh. Are we sure that the artist worked in nylon?
I’m going to take a stab in the dark and say that John Wayne Gacy’s flesh doll may have been slightly more attractive than this worn-out old panty-crack-ho.
Again with the scary movies!!!! Not to mention a little bit of pin up calendar there…. New! For you men(or women) who need pin ups but want a more realistic image of the women you are most likely to end up dating: Playful Pantyhose Pin-up! Yaaaaaay!
“She’s got huge… tracts o’ land!”
Seriously- it must be so hard for the poor Pantyho to find shirts and bras that fit.
I remember my mother making male and female “Cave People” and selling them for extra cash just before Christmas. You lifted the beard and each would have it’s respective “parts”. Would anyone know where I could find the directions/pattern to make these???