Ah spring! The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping and everywhere you look there’s drunken wood nymphs wearing head-to-toe crochet.
April 11, 2006 by Mary & Kimberly
Ah spring! The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping and everywhere you look there’s drunken wood nymphs wearing head-to-toe crochet.
Hahahahahahahaha! Can’t breath …. So …. bad ….. So funny….
I’m totally diggin’ the fring!
OH. MY. GAWD. It’s the Crack Ho before she was a Crack Ho. It’s the Marijuana-and-Booze-Gate-Way-Ho. She will gnaw the frindge off her boots when the munchies get too bad.
I think she found the magic mushrooms!
(btw: f-r-i-n-g-e…)
were’d she get them size 15 boots with finge fer crissalkes
Everybody knows things look better with a litte fringe on them.
While it’s good to see that Mary-Kate is back up to a healthier weight, her choice in crocheted garments is still a bit touch and go…
Speachless–
If you were trying to create the ultimate parody of bad 70’s style choices you might (after drinking too much NyQuil) come up with this ensemble, but you’d quickly dismiss it as to over-the-top.
On a side note: it must take her all morning to lace up those boots. I wonder if the macramé lampshade things go on before or after you put on the boots on. Be hell if you have to put them on first, then forget…
“Damn! I forgot to put on my crimson macramé boot cozies! Threre goes another hour of unlacing and re-lacing, and “Love, American Style” starts in fifteen minutes!”
While the picture was loading I thought the fringy sweater was a skirt that was hiked up waaaay too far. I got a little upset at that. But then I saw the hot pants and couldn’t decide if that was better or worse.
Gaaaaah!
I want those boots—without the retarded fringe.
There’s a lesson here – she has clearly accessorized after the fact. Don’t drink and dress!
Looks like the cover photo for a really bad, really cheap ’70s porn movie….”Daisy Does Des Moines” or “Cathy Does the Carnival Freaks”.
Beastarzmom – exactly what I was thinking…notice the total lack of mushrooms in the immediate vicinity? Call 9-1-1! It looks the the near end of a very bad after-school special.
Or the beginning of “When Crochet Becomes Your Crutch”
…. uhhhh…I think she wants me!!!
Cathy really had a good time with those nice boys with motorcycles that she met when she snuck away from her job as a Jr. Counselor at the Church Camp. Oh sure, she felt a little too relaxed after that tasty Lynchburg Lemonade they had and a few naughty puffs from those funny cigarettes, but the guys were so nice about it when her clothes got ripped.
Only when she woke up alone, did she understand the true horror of falling in with the Crochethook From Hell gang.
ew. orange crafttart… clearly ridden hard and put up wet… never good when wearing so much wool!
That expression on her face says “I just couldn’t help myself”.
But is she referring to the mushrooms, the cheap hooch, or the fringe?
It’s the Marijuana-and-Booze-Gate-Way-Ho- he!he! yes!
oh, the memories, the memories, but gosh Capt. Crocet how long does it take to be able to stand up and walk again? and gee this fringe is heaaaaavy man, heavy! maybe I could just have a little snack right now, please, pretty please…..? actually I just messed my pants and I need a wipe.
hahahahah, i love it! gotta love spring time fashion!
hey you should check out http://www.fashionways.com. there’s great fashion stuff there.
just dropping in to say hi
chloe
Ummm…a drugged and dazed descendant of Xena the Warrior Princess?
Is that a headband or a lobotomy scar on her forehead?
and the scary part is that I still HAVE some of that crocheted stuff!! Ok, ok, it’s all in the costume box.
*shakes head* Not another one. Why do people think it’s so damn funny to rape drunk, helpless wood nymphs?
..I was thinking: douche commercial.