S is for Slacker, who has not posted all week
S is Seagull, who eats fish with his…beak
S is for Silly, which this post might be
S is for just plain Senselessness, on which we can all agree
S is for Slapstick, which makes us all feel happy
S is for Saluki, a dog which is more graceful than it is scrappy
S is Sinking Ship, on which we feel we’re on
S is for Julia Stiles, who gave birth to satan’s spawn
S is for Sayonara, the weekend’s almost here
S is for See You Suckers, I’m gonna go drink a beer
Maybe S is for Sluts with Sex on their minds? I mean, look at the eyes on Miss Yellow Dress. Desperate Housewives, indeed.
S is also for spanking. Yellow looks like she can do some serious spanking.
S is for Super post!
…and for the Shellac on their hair.
Ahhhh!!! Snakes on The ‘Bared!!!
S is for Synthetic, as there is not a natural fiber on view anywhere, not even on their heads.
Which is Misty and which is Versatile? Hard to tell.
S is for Stacy and her friend Clinton, who will tell you that these sweaters are definitely “What Not to Wear.”
Dig that multi-colored dickie/ascot thingy under the yellow cable-knit mini dress! S is is suuuuuuuweet!
Oh- and S is also for Stepford Wives. Creepy!
It was so much handier when you could just snap your hair on in the morning and go!
S is for Sensible and S is for shoes.
S is for Skinny-look at those arms!
Darn, you guys took all my witty “S is for” comments. Bless!
Miss Yellow Dress appears as though she is about to be sucked right INTO the giant S. Perhaps it’s a gateway to.. Somewhere?
-Aly
S is for this is Stuuuuupid looking Stuff! And neither of them have any knee caps either.
The photo props on these patterns never cease to amaze me, where do they come up with these ideas! Do they go over five or ten ideas in their head and decide that all of their other ideas were more stupid than this one, and that cutting a giant letter was a wonderful pattern promoting idea? And how did they decide on which letter to use, and which color to paint it; why not a big blue T or a red M? Is there a photo-prop text book that guides them on these perplexing decisions or did they go to some store that handles giant letters and perhaps the S was on sale…. or did they cut it out of a giant refrigerator box with a giant pair of scisors? Ouch, ouch; cramp, cramp. Which would lead a normal person to be amazed that people get paid good money to do such stupid photo shoots like this. Oh me, oh my. S truly is for Stupid, not to mention Stupifying. Or maybe they’re all Stoned. Or Sloshed.
omg i cant think of s all i SEE is yellows weird hair t
Why is Yellowgirl wearing George Washington’s wig? And is that a Secret Spy Decoder ring Pinkgirl is sporting?
It’s hard enough for the girl on the right to hold up that S while simultaneously resting her foot on it. Think about it. Does she really need the added burden of the Irish Step Dancer?
Uh oh. A bat just landed on pink sweater’s head.
S is for So Happy you posted again!
So, just how much yarn does it take to crochet that huge S? and just what would you do with it? set it outside, or wait for the patterns for the letters H, I, and T?
I hate to point this out, but the giant S is upside-down! Rotate it 180-degrees and try again, ladies!
And Rita, Great comment!
Kathryn, You want to spell “THIS,” right?
would you believe I was aiming for HITS?
And I must point out that if we rotated the S 180 degrees, all the fake hair would fall off.
Kathryn,
Point taken.
S is for baldness, if you spell it backwards, or just incorrectly.
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This entire site is hilarious.
Thank you.
Not to take things into the gutter, but wouldn’t “Versitile” be a great name for a specialized high-end call girl?
Maybe she’s double-jointed or knows some obscure Tibetin Tantric lovemaking technique or maybe even she’s a hermaphrodite (She could bill herself as “The One-Stop Shop for whatever you want to Hop”.
“Misty” is just that. Vacant and thoughtless. Her speciality is fulfilling clients with necrophiliac fantasies. For an extra extra $100 she’ll sit in a bathtub full of icewater before tha act for that added touch of realism.
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God you guys are funny! It is a slow day at work and I stumbled upon your site….I’m in trouble now. I was laughing so hard my face was all red and teary so that when I did actually have to do something productive people were thinking that something was wrong with me. “Are you ok?” I am now thanks.
I’ll be back
S is for Sophisticated, which back in the day, we thought we were with hairstyles like this, which we cheerfully impaled our scalps with wire brush rollers and very hard picks to sleep in: all in order to look sophisticated. Then we injured our lungs, again quite cheerfully, by spraying a can of super-hold hair spray on the hair we damaged daily by backcombing with a rat’s tail comb. We endangered our lives with all the flammable shellac on our hair, while we would huddle in the schoolyard and sneak a drag. You could have bounced footballs off our coifs. Thank goodness for my long, straight hair style now. I wash it, and wear it. LOL