Yeah.
And could someone please get a hand check on Dad? Let’s just try and keep ‘em where we can see ‘em, okay?
You Know How You’re Pretty Sure Your Parents Still Have Sex But You Always Try Not Think About It?
July 27, 2006 by Mary & Kimberly
39 Responses
Mom’s looking all innocent there – and it looks like Dad’s frightening her too!
-Aly
I’m sorry, Bert Bacharach is way too cool a dude to wear a sweater like that.
What do you get when you fall in love,
A girl who’ll knit you an ugly sweater;
That’s when you know, you’ll never bed her,
I’ll never wear this thing again.
I’ll never wear this thing again.
Gee, your hair smells terrific.
But what ARE you doing with your hand????
And just look how desperate her left arm is gripping her right arm, battling to restrain her right arm’s mad, independant urge to claw his eyes out.
Sex? I think not. Check out the blackjack in his left hand and the evil smile…she’s a goner.
Must be hilarious watching her wrestle her head thru the tiny neckhole at bedtime.
I stand by my theory that there is parental sex about to take place! That is, if Mom can’t get away from Dad. Or Burt Bacharach.
He totally looks like Burt Bacharach. Why didn’t I see that earlier?
Also, I didn’t want to mention this before but I’m pretty sure Dad might be giving Mom “the shocker.” **shudder**
(those unfamiliar with “the shocker” it’s when..well..it..it has its own entry in Wikiepedia so you’ll just have to go read about it there!)
I think she’s smiling because of where his hand is.
Actually I think that “blackjack” is just a fold in his sweater. And really I wouldn’t worry about what he’s doing with that hand – he’s obciously signalling that the Cialis has kicked in and she has to protect him from the dreaded “four hour erection”. No what you really have to be worried about is that that’s not Mom that Dad is whispering words that he’d wash your mouths out with soap for using you half blind brats.
Burt Bacharach? Nah it’s more like The Fonz (aka can’t remember his real name). It’s the schnoz. That & the combover..NASTY.
Excuse me, but did no one notice that each of them is wearing a pinkie ring. Not a wedding ring in sight. I’m even more horrified than I was when first looking at this picture.
It’s definitely more Bert Bacharach than Henry Winkler, BTW. But nasty, either way
Her left hand is trying to stop her right hand from doing naughty naughty things :-0
He looks like one of those dads I’d see at the pool when I was a kid in the 70’s…who’d pull off his sweatpants to reveal a speedo and so much body hair that he’d resemble The Missing Link. Little tufts would spring out of unsavoury places and make me choke on my concession stand hot dog.
Ha…thanks for the good laugh this morning! Yorkie, I know what you’re talking about. Ohh…those nasty dads! I had a neighbor back in the 70’s that looked like that. Ewww…
THERE’S A CATERPILLAR CRAWLING INTO HIS HAIR!! Oh wait, it’s just a little black sideburn inexplicably growing out of his gray hair.
Honey, how ’bout a quickie before my day at the used car lot? It’ll keep this great smile on my face. The chicks dig it, baby.
naw he nose is stuck on that hook of hair she has
The sexual tension between these two is so thick you need to slice it apart with a hacksaw.
what’s up daddy-long-torso ~ howd’ yer wife get her head through that neckhole??
Oh man, that lady better be careful! That guy looks just like my uncle that hears voices!
That guy’s head is way too big to get through that sweater. And…what is Carol Brady doing? Is she playing around on Mike? Hmmmm….
OMyGag these two are really gastly….These two are wearing BackGammon sweaters. They just met that day at a BackGammon Convention in the Alps and had those sweaters knit right on their bodies for week-end convention idindification. Part of the BackGammon Alps package deal sponsored by BackGammon Singles Tours.
After playing a few rounds of “BackGammon for Blood” they couple-up and try to get the damn sweaters off. Some of them like to chew their way out, some of them with bad teeth have to get a really strong sharp pair of scisors and cut their way out, but the whole thing is a turn on to these freaks. They both have enough body hair to jump in the Alpine outdoor unheated pool naked and still steam up the place.
The lecherous look on Fonzie’s face is just icky. And the coy 1960’s look on Miss Innocent’s face is totally ignorant. She likes what’s going on, lecherous men turn her on. Probably on her 5th divorce. “scuze me, but I have to run and vomit.
Peg knew this whole “swinging” thing was a shaky idea, but when she got paired with Mr Stenersen, she couldn’t believe her bad luck.
Hank, on the other hand, flew to her, happy as a turd in a poop pool, and murmured, “Wanna shave me first??”
Hey! Older, freaky people in sweaters need a little lovin’ too.
like zebras, these two have evolved to wear these sweaters to break up the pattern. this makes it harder to single one out to kill. but i keep trying.
Obviously, she is saying, “Not now honey, the kids are still awake. I promise I pretend I’m blowing the big Swiss horn if you promise not to yodel this time.”
Burt Bacharach I can see. But the more I look, the more it is Jamie Farr – with a splash of John Kerry.
okay, you guys are tooooo funny!!! I was on for over an hour reading all your “back posts”, I laughed so hard I cried!!! These are awesome, keep it up!!
Those pants of his seem to be stretched rather taut.
I wonder what they would look like if they both stopped grinning those stupid eerie grins, and he got his wiskers untangled from her professionally plasticized coif?
Frankly I think his head is too big for his body and her torso is too long for her head, but that’s just me, I get picky about those things.
But her eyes, I think they were put on at the last minute by someone using PhotoShop so she would look more awake after her long day of knitting.
She has one eye on whoever is in charge of wrangling the guy in the photo to make sure they are watching him. And you know he just delivered the line, “Baby we could make sweet sweet music together.”
Any guesses on the kind of car he drives?
Aly, your post cracked me up! ^_^
Sorry, I was referring to Tracy’s Burt Bacharach post! I get confused by the name of the poster being below the line, rather than above it in the same space where the post is.
Although, now I look at the picture again, the woman does look a tad bit scared, like maybe her husband is whispering, “The voices in my head told me to stab you with a knitting needle for making me wear this damned thing to a Christmas party!”
Gack…
That guy looks like my grandfather. I feel so uncleeeeeaaaannnnnn….
Some day my prince will come and he will knit us a set of sweaters like that…so we will be happy and all smiley like that for our Christmas card photo.
actually, the dude kind of reminds me of alan alda’s creepy brother
Dad looks like Steven Keaton – but that’s definitely not Elise!
Daddy dresses to the left. That’s all I’m gonna say.
wow id be scared too